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About Us
In 1994, sitting on our back porch in the beautiful mountains of North Carolina, we decided to move across the country to see the west. Having never seen the west before, we started planning where to move, finally narrowing it down to Arizona. Arizona is a place to live if you enjoy the outdoors. We hope one day you will be able to visit our state and enjoy the sites as we have.
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My Life, The Luck Of The Irish! My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack. I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor. But I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job. Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I attempted to be a deli worker. But any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. Next was a job in a shoe factory. I figured to be a shoe-in. I gave it my soul, but the boss was a heel. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. Found work with Eddie Bauer, stuffing coat linings. Had to quit because I was always a little down in the mouth. I managed to get a good job in pool maintenance, but the work was just too draining. I got a job feeding giraffes at the zoo, but I wasn't up to it. So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian. Then I realized there was no future in it. My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind. SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB! |
